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Post by Geoffrey Gore on Aug 19, 2011 22:44:22 GMT -5
You get it, but for some reason, suffer extreme insomnia the week following.
I wish for an Android smartphone with unlimited data for at least a year.
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Post by grifreaper09 on Aug 20, 2011 16:17:30 GMT -5
You get it, but it has a tendecy to explode 95% of the time.
I wish for a army of minions that do my every command.
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Post by Geoffrey Gore on Aug 21, 2011 19:44:46 GMT -5
You get a "Single A" rated Army due to poor grammar skills, and they are programmed by Lopez.
I wish I could create an operating system inside an FPS.
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Post by φder on Aug 24, 2011 10:08:39 GMT -5
You do, but when you try to take it a step further (make an OS emulated inside that OS) the massive amounts of recursion eventually drive you to insanity.
I wish for a more powerful laptop.
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Post by Geoffrey Gore on Aug 28, 2011 20:28:41 GMT -5
(Limbo! xP)
You get a Dell XPS, with a 6-core, 4GHz processor. It includes 16 GB of Memory. But it only has 20GB of Storage.
I wish I could fix unauthorized errors with the web server.
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Post by jothcra on Aug 29, 2011 8:23:06 GMT -5
You can! However, as soon as you figure it out, your server bursts into flame.
I wish I hadn't just overslept and missed my first class.
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Post by Geoffrey Gore on Aug 29, 2011 21:36:47 GMT -5
Turns out, you didn't miss your class, and it was actually moved back a few hours. BUT, a massive storm breezed in from out of nowhere, blew trees over paths, destroyed buildings, killed 7 people, injured 20 more, and ultimately caused you to not be able to make it to class at all. Oh, and it also caused a major surge throughout your dorm, killing ALL electronics.
I wish my mind could think that clearly ALL the time.
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Post by grifreaper09 on Sept 3, 2011 16:36:59 GMT -5
You get what you want, but since your mind is clear all the time, you have no thoughts. Thus your body dies from lack of commands to keep it at homeostasis.
I want a large evil lair underwater, filled with minions and WMDs.
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