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Post by jothcra on Jul 31, 2011 22:20:29 GMT -5
That's right, it's time to play Corrupt A Wish!
How do you play, you ask? It's simple.
Bob and Joe are going to demonstrate for us.
BOB - I wish I had a soda.
JOE - You do, but when you open it, the pressure causes the can to detonate and the shrapnel slices off your right arm. I wish I was a faster runner.
BOB - You are! However, once you begin running you cannot stop and subsequently run onto a busy freeway and get mowed down, Frogger-style. I wish I had a dollar...
This repeats ad naseum.
Enjoy!
I'll start things off.
I wish I had more money to pay for college.
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Post by φder on Aug 1, 2011 0:50:46 GMT -5
You do, but it's trapped in a bank in Nigeria, and you can't get it out unless you enlist the help of a lucky american.
I wish I had more knowledge of intercom systems.
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Post by jothcra on Aug 1, 2011 8:24:47 GMT -5
You do, but once everyone else finds out, they demand that you custom build them an extremely complex intercom system for free.
I wish I hadn't just lost the game.
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Post by broadsword6 on Aug 3, 2011 6:37:11 GMT -5
You don't lose the game but some one else yells out the game before blowing up his suicide vest, congratulations you are now dead and you lost the game.
I wish i had a rocket ship
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Post by Geoffrey Gore on Aug 3, 2011 22:07:15 GMT -5
You don't lose the game but some one else yells out the game before blowing up his suicide vest, congratulations you are now dead and you lost the game. I wish i had a rocket ship You gain one rocket ship, but because you didn't wish for a technician, your luck fails and your rocket ship spontaneously combusts. I wish I knew Japanese.
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Post by jothcra on Aug 8, 2011 23:18:21 GMT -5
You do! Unfortunately you lose your knowledge of every other language you know.
I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish.
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Post by φder on Aug 11, 2011 0:07:08 GMT -5
... take your pick I wish I had an un-corruptible wish You did, but then this thread dies. *laughs at _glitch_'s attempts to defeat the thread* The uber Corrupt-A-Wish thread WILL DEFEAT ALL! Granted, but then I cut out your tongue so you can't tell anyone! I'm kind of amazed I didn't find more. Of course those are only from about 25% of that forum's life, since someone cleared all the posts a few years back :/ related: found this while I was looking for that. I have been so outdone. 3 years ago tomorrow, in fact. DEAR SIR OR MADAM ,,, CONGRATULATION- YOU WON LARGE SUM OF MONEY IN THE NIGERIAN LOTTERY . WE WISH TO GIVE TO YOU. KINDLY WRITE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMERAL, PIN #, MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME AND SEND TO US AT, P.O.BOX 1589,9 ABUJA NIGERIA THANK YOU NOBLE FRIEND -LOTTERY OF NIGERIA I wish for a single working 2GB module of DDR2 SO-DIMM RAM at PC5300 speed (get creative)
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Post by jothcra on Aug 11, 2011 7:23:16 GMT -5
You get it! However, while inserting it into the appropriate slot, you use too much force and crack your motherboard.
I wish I had more money.
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Post by Geoffrey Gore on Aug 11, 2011 15:42:15 GMT -5
Congratulations! You just won 10000! But because that was actually binary, you end up with $16.00 instead.
I wish I could become part of Google.
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Post by jothcra on Aug 11, 2011 21:24:17 GMT -5
(The joke's on you, I would be pretty happy if I got 16 bucks out of nowhere.)
You become a part of google. Unfortunately, your job is cannon fodder for the Google vs. Yahoo war.
I wish I was a better bass player.
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Post by φder on Aug 13, 2011 1:33:25 GMT -5
You become an amazing bass player, but.. (I think you showed me that...)I wish I had a better way to carry 8 speakers and 4 amps, plus less important stuff like clothes and bedsheets, than a chrysler pacifica.
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Post by jothcra on Aug 13, 2011 3:23:18 GMT -5
(I think I did too)
You are given a brand new Ford Excursion. Guzzle gas and carry speakers to your heart's content. However, you cannot drive and no one can drive it for you.
I wish I wasn't so nyan nyan nyan nyan
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Post by Geoffrey Gore on Aug 13, 2011 13:37:32 GMT -5
Nyan commits suicide, but due to it looking like a murder, and those being your words, everybody now hates you for murdering Nyan, even though you didn't actually do it (hopefully).
I wish my shoes were comfortable enough to wear throughout a work day w/o major pain at the end...
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Post by broadsword6 on Aug 15, 2011 20:37:56 GMT -5
Your new shoes work fine the entire day but an armored truck comes and decapitated you from the ankles up and only your shoes remain... Sorry your dead. I wish I could get nuclear submarine
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Post by φder on Aug 16, 2011 22:28:50 GMT -5
You do, but due to having no training in operating it, you crash it into an underwater cliff, and all the nukes detonate (you did, triggering a massive earthquake that finally knocks california out into the pacific.
It's all your fault. Also, you are _quite_ dead.
I wish for a few more hours in the day, just for this week :/
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